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NO ONE
LOOKS
GOOD IN
A NECK
BRACE.
NO ONE.
OVER HALF OF PEDESTRIANS KILLED
WHILE JAYWALKING HAD CONSUMED
ALCOHOL
NO ONE
CALLS THEM
WAR WOUNDS
WHEN YOU
GOT THEM
JAYWALKING.
THERE IS ONE JAYWALKING ACCIDENT
IN EDMONTON NEARLY EVERY
DAY
NO ONE EVER
GOT LAID
BECAUSE
OF A SCAR
THEY GOT
JAYWALKING.
JAYWALKING CASUALTIES ARE MOST
LIKELY TO OCCUR ON A FRIDAY
NIGHT